Father Opens Son’s Empty Room to find a Made Bed and this Letter that Absolutely DEVASTATES Him

The letter reads:

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“Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact she’s much older than I am.

But it’s not only the passion Dad; she’s pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. I won’t be trying to obtain a college degree or study engineering, law, or insurance like you always wanted me to, but she owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children and I plan to eventually study at an online college and obtain an online college degree. I was hoping you’d donate your car to me as it will be in Illinois. That would be much appreciated.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune — for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,

Joshua

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!”

This kid is obviously a prankster, and it makes me wonder why I didn’t think of this when I was in high school and college struggling to get the A’s my parents demanded.

Share this teen’s marvelous idea. His parents sure are happy with his bad grades for the first time ever.