3. “My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.”
Didn’t we already say we all know someone who thinks they look horrible and has no hope for their romantic future? This guy knows he’s not the best looking, but he’s using the medium of yearbook to let the world know that he’s a charmer. It’s just too bad that by the time yearbooks are dispersed prom is already over because this would’ve earned him a date easily.